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Denise Scott and Judith Lucy know what the whole country is wondering; how did they cope with a global pandemic and the endless lockdowns of the last two years?

Well, it turns out they were in lockdown together dealing with the same big questions as everyone else: how many meals can I eat in one day? Do I have a drinking problem? Will I ever wear a bra again? Should I trim my goatee or go the full on beard?

Join Jude and Scotty for what could loosely be called a play – think Waiting for Godot meets Flying High – that is not only full of shameless gags but sees them confronting their greatest fear. Intrigued? Don't be. Just buy a ticket.

Directed by Stephen Nicolazzo

WINNER – People’s Choice Award, Melbourne Comedy Festival 2017 

“It’s prime theatrical stand-up from two living legends.” ★★★★★ The Age, 2022

“Despite the audience’s familiarity with these comedy countesses, it still remains possible to be surprised by the filth they come out with” ★★★★ Chortle, 2022

ADDITIONAL TICKETING INFORMATION

Recommended for ages 15+. Contains coarse language and adult themes.

Mobile tickets will be emailed shortly after the order confirmation.

A one-off handling fee of $6.60 applies to all web, phone and mail bookings. A fee of $3.85 applies to over the counter bookings. An additional fee of $4.40 per transaction applies for delivery via Registered Post. All ticket / item prices include GST, if applicable.

RUNNING TIMES

Start 7:30pm
No interval
Finish 8:45pm*

*Times are approximate and subject to change at any time.

FOOD & BEVERAGE

GRAB & GO
View the Grab & Go menu.
No bookings necessary.

Cold drinks, including alcohol, will be allowed inside the auditorium for this event. However, food and hot drinks are NOT permitted inside the auditorium.

PHOTOGRAPHY

Photography, video-recording and audio-recording will NOT be permitted during the performance.

Presented by Token Events